Keanu has them all fucking beat.
Keanu Reeves is Dorian Gray, everyone else go home and die.
Reblog if “mewling quim” is now your favorite insult of all time.
WHO THE F MADE THIS? I demand to know! Cause I laughed for a solid 5 mins after I gazed upon it.
Was there a more romantic scene shot that didn’t involve a roundhouse kick?


